I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.
Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.
I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.
The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it.
I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.
I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish.
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
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