I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours.
What we ask of music, first and last, is that it communicate experience - experience of all kinds, vital and profound at its greatest, amusing or entertaining at another level.
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.
I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to read on the subway, or who do not want other people to see how they are amusing themselves, or who have storage and clutter issues, but they are useless for people who are engaged in an intense, lifelong love affair with books. Books that we can touch; books that we can smell; books that we can depend on.
The public only knows one side of [Mark Mark Twain] - the amusing part. Little does it suspect that he was a man of strong convictions upon political and social questions and a moralist of no mean order.
The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A guy who finds it amusing to make you uncomfortable, which is more common than you'd think, is someone you want to avoid.
A man who has tasted with profound enjoyment the pleasure of agreeable society will eat with a greater appetite than he who rode horseback for two hours. An amusing lecture is as useful for health as the exercise of the body.
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