Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Art is man's expression of his joy in labor.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Art is the proper task of life.
Looking foolish does the spirit good.
As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn’t even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it’s artists like myself that really suffer.
Acting is an empty and useless profession.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
The older I get, the faster I was.
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