Ass Quotes - Page 24

• This country of ours was built on violence;
  If your ass got in the way, you was killed in silence.
  And these been the ways since back in the days:
  Just ask the Indians or the African slaves.

  Masta Ace

  Country, Rap, Silence

  Song: The Ways, Album: A Long Hot Summer

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• You want ass? The cash is first.
  You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.

  Roxanne Shante

  Baby, Rap, Hip Hop

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• Yo Premier, why these rappers so soft?
  They corny ass raps be makin me doze off.

  KRS-One

  Rap, Hip Hop, Corny

  Song: Criminal Minded '08

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• I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.

  Mos Def

  Rap, Hip Hop, Fats

  Song: Ms. Fat Booty

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• I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
  Just to disrupt the misery of history class.

  MC Paul Barman

  Rap, Class, Hip Hop

  Song: School Anthem, Album: It's Very Stimulating

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• Eat you inside out like stress...You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out your ass and charge it to the game

  Keith Murray

  Stress, Names, Voice

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• He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He was used to getting his ass kissed."

  Harry S. Truman

  Presidential, Used

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• A couple of months ago I hauled my white ass on stage alongside Chaka Khan and Stevie Wonder for Divas Las Vegas, singing in front of a celebrity audience. If I can hold my own there, I can hold my own at Top of the Pops, trust me.

  Lisa Marie Presley

  Couple, White, Vegas

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• Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.

  William Shakespeare

  Bragging, Found, Braggarts

  William Shakespeare, Samuel Ayscough, Fenton John Anthony Hort, Nicholas Rowe (1790). “Shakspeare's Dramatic Works: With Explanatory Notes”, p.71

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• Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Warrior, Long, Design

  Hunter S. Thompson's note to his grandson Will (2005), as quoted in William McKeen "Outlaw Journalist: The Life and Times of Hunter S. Thompson", 2008.

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• That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It might be the pate of a politician, which this ass now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God, might it not?

  William Shakespeare

  Skulls, Political, Cain

  Cross, William Shakespeare (1989). “William Shakespeare: The Complete Works”, p.705, Barnes & Noble Publishing

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• Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

  Michael Cera

  Sexy, Party, Scary

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• When I do photo shoots for men's magazines, I don't do lingerie, I don't do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting the standard of you can be sexy as hell, but you don't have to have your ass hanging out. Just me personally, I just don't feel that its necessary to project sexy. I feel like I can project that from the inside out. I can wear something a little sexy, but I don't need to take it to that next level.

  Meagan Good

  Sexy, Men, Needs

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• Dude that was bad ass.

  Joe Teti

  Bad Ass, Survival

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• I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years, is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs to get a wider frame of reference.

  J. Michael Straczynski

  Stars, Sorry, Character

  "Re: B5 rips off Trek Again! (T". Google Groups, rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, groups.google.com. November 10, 1995.

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• I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world.

  Mike Shinoda

  Wings, One Day, World

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• You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.

  David Heinemeier Hansson

  Half, Kick Ass, Kicks

  David Heinemeier Hansson, Jason Fried (2010). “ReWork: Change the Way You Work Forever”, p.70, Random House

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• God can use the jawbone of an ass!

  Winkie Pratney

  Use

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• Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet.

  Eddie Huang

  Home, Hair, Dumb

  "Tiger Moms and Fly Girls: How Do Women Fare on ‘Fresh Off the Boat’?" by Sara Stewart, www.indiewire.com. February 5, 2015.

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• I'd like to say I'm ready to kick ass and show the guys how it's done. But I'm not here to prove anything about being a woman. I'm here to drive a race car and try to win a race.

  Lyn St. James

  Winning, Race, Car

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• If someone says there's a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I'm going to move them.

  Ryan Buell

  Moving, Rocks, Portal

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• Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a group of aliens so intelligent, so insouciant, so utterly above it all, they feel no need whatsoever to equip their spacecraft with windows so that they can gaze out on all that celestial beauty-but then immediately upon landing, their first impulse is to get in some hick's ass with a flashlight.

  Dennis Miller

  Intelligent, Men, Thinking

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• I've wanted to feel pleasure to the point of insanity. They call it getting high, because it's wanting to know that higher level, that godlike level. You want to touch the heavens, you want to feel glory and euphoria, but the trick is it takes work. You can't buy it, you can't get it on a street corner, you can't steal it or inject it or shove it up your ass, you have to earn it.

  Anthony Kiedis

  Insanity, Heaven, Getting High

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• You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it, all the way. I'll risk failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous.

  Paul Heyman

  Morning, Fun, Mistake

  "The Rise & Fall of ECW". Documentary, Sport, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don't work out, when you're licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds.

  Steve Almond

  Art, Lying, Writing

  Steve Almond (2004). “Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America”, p.38, Algonquin Books

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