Ass Quotes - Page 28

• A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass

  Thomas Merton

  Men, Enlightenment, Sitting

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• If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading.

  Charlie Munger

  Reading, Investing, Ifs

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• Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

  Charles Bukowski

  Streets, Madhouses

  Charles Bukowski (2009). “Hollywood”, p.89, Canongate Books

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• Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

  Eminem

  Mindless, Brainwash

  Song: Rock Bottom, Album: The Slim Shady LP

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• Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

  Andy Hargreaves

  Leadership, Learning, Pompous

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• My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

  Jenni Rivera

  Kissing, People, Bigs

  Twitter post from Apr 28, 2011

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• A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.

  Mira Grant

  Mean, Sunday, Men

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• What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.

  Lilith Saintcrow

  Bad Ass, Sucker

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• I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

  Oscar Wilde

  Language, Curse, Delightful

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• If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?

  Ashly Lorenzana

  Half, Way, Strive

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• The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your
  ass in the chair.

  Oliver Stone

  Writing, Secret, Chairs

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• Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

  Pablo Picasso

  Art, Bourgeoisie, Fingers

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• My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that's what they were used to.

  Gene Simmons

  White, People, Used

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• I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for?

  Eddie Van Halen

  Rocks, Rock And Roll, Band

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• Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

  Alexander Hamilton

  Sheep, Revolution, Folly

  Alexander Hamilton, Donald R. Hickey, Connie D. Clark (2006). “Citizen Hamilton: The Wit and Wisdom of an American Founder”, p.58, Rowman & Littlefield

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• In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.

  Molly Ivins

  Groups, Needs, Firsts

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• Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

  Jim Carrey

  Funny, Talking, Actors

  "Major in Success". Book by Patrick Combs and Jack Canfield, 2003.

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• Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

  Eddie Murphy

  Funny, People, Black

  "Eddie Murphy: Delirious". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1983.

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• Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.

  Terry Hanson

  Travel, Kissing, Thinking

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• As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to have my ass handed to be in order to get it into gear for the upcoming Sydney Olmpics. Now, I'm on a mission.

  Xeno Muller

  Order, Needs, Gears

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• Get over it people, I worked my ass off.

  Phil Heath

  Bodybuilding, People, Over It

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• You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.

  William Shakespeare

  Horse, Pace, Dull

  'Hamlet' (1601) act 5, sc. 1, l. [61]

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• I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.

  William Shakespeare

  Horse, Hair, Scratches

  1595 Bottom. A Midsummer Night's Dream, act 4, sc.1, l.23-6.

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• Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!

  James Toney

  Kings, Motivation, Kissing

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• They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't care if you're a flyweight, or your mamma weight! I will kick your ass!

  James Toney

  Motivation, Faces, Looks

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