Ass Quotes - Page 31

• My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

  Pauly D

  Girl, Brunette, Unbelievable

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  A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

  Gary Busey

  Zoos, Weight, Goats

  "Gary Busey On Piranha 3DD" by Helen O'hara, www.empireonline.com. November 25, 2011.

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• If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you'll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic for that kind of comic than you are, and they'll kick your ass every time.

  Scott McCloud

  Writing, Thinking, Stories

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• A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.

  Bill Walsh

  Writing, Editing, Differences

  Bill Walsh (2004). “The Elephants of Style: A Trunkload of Tips on the Big Issues and Gray Areas of Contemporary American English”, p.11, McGraw Hill Professional

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• Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.

  Sheila Heti

  Women, Giving, Genius

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• Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

  Kevin Hearne

  Ghouls, Lawyer, Speed

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.121, Del Rey

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• I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he's talking about, 'Aw yeah, I slit this guy in the throat and then I stuck a grenade up this guy's ass.' He's describing it in all this detail, and that makes me uncomfortable. I don't think that's good for him.

  Jonathan Gottschall

  Thinking, Playing Games, Doors

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• I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.

  Frederic Chopin

  Paris, People, Concerts

  Frederic Chopin (2013). “Chopin's Letters”, p.154, Courier Corporation

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• VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Vanity, Fool, Tribute

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.229, 谷月社

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• When asses are needed.- You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Men, Crowds, Towns

  Friedrich Nietzsche, R. J. Hollingdale (1996). “Nietzsche: Human, All Too Human: A Book for Free Spirits”, p.284, Cambridge University Press

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• When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.'

  Jay Maisel

  Photography, Moving, Photographer

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• Fossey, Fossey, you cranky difficult strong-arming self-destructive misanthrope, mediocre scientist, deceiver of earnest college students, probable cause of more deaths of the gorillas than if you had never set foot in Rwanda, Fossey, you pain-in-the-ass saint, I do not believe in prayers or souls, but I will pray for your soul, I will remember you for all of my days, in gratitude for that moment by the graves when all I felt was the pure, cleansing sadness of returning home and finding nothing but ghosts.

  Robert M. Sapolsky

  Gratitude, Strong, Prayer

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• He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

  Marjorie M. Liu

  Bird, Hot, Priests

  Karen Chance, Marjorie M. Liu, Yasmine Galenorn, Eileen Wilks (2010). “Inked”, p.133, Penguin

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• "What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

  Nora Roberts

  Technique, Kicking, Ancient

  Nora Roberts (2011). “Chasing Fire”, p.63, Penguin

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• It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

  Robin Williams

  Inspiration, Snakes, Ruts

  "Fictional character: Adrian Cronauer". "Good Morning, Vietnam", www.imdb.com. 1987.

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• I like flawed characters very much. A lot of times I get asked to do parts that are kind of small but key - three-scene roles that are three kick-ass scenes. Growing up, watching as many movies as I did, I was always into character actors like that.

  Bobby Cannavale

  Growing Up, Character, Keys

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.

  Thomas Pynchon

  Love You, Mouths, Care

  Thomas Pynchon (2012). “V.”, p.243, Penguin

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• Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all.

  Gerard Way

  Boston, People, Invasion

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• Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

  Aphra Behn

  Flatterer

  Aphra Behn (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Aphra Behn (Illustrated)”, p.1065, Delphi Classics

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• Kobe was hell-bent on surpassing Jordan as the greatest player in the game. His obsession with Michael was striking. When we played in Chicago that season, I orchestrated a meeting between the two of them, thinking that Michael might help shift Kobe’s attitude toward selfless teamwork. After they shook hands, the first words out of Kobe’s mouth were, ‘You know I can kick your ass one on one.’

  Phil Jackson

  Teamwork, Attitude, Player

  "Phil Jackson's new book focuses a lot on (who else?) Kobe Bryant" by Mike Bresnahan, articles.latimes.com. May 16, 2013.

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• Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.

  Jerry Jones

  Cowboy, Giants, Watches

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• Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

  Coolio

  Food, People, Cooking

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• If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing.

  Charlie Munger

  Thinking, Selling, Good Things

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• As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about.

  Lawrence Block

  Mother, Years, Giving

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• I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me.

  Mark Cuban

  Inspire, World, Want

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