Ass Quotes - Page 30

• One of the chief differences between an adult and a juvenile is that the adult knows when he is an ass while the juvenile never does.

  Eric Hoffer

  Wisdom, Differences, Adults

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• Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.

  Bob Hicok

  Writing

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• Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

  Dennis Miller

  Obamacare, Covered

  FaceBook post by Dennis Miller from Oct 04, 2012

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• History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

  Mark Rippetoe

  Carrots, Walks, Gym

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• He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.

  Khalil Gibran

  Book, Knowledge, Doe

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• The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful.

  Ken Kesey

  Jobs, Powerful, Kissing

  Ken Kesey (2006). “Sometimes a Great Notion”, p.11, Penguin

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• Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm up my ass

  Ze Frank

  Past, Fire, Healthy

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• ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Voice, Ears, Singers

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2358, Delphi Classics

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• Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in the living-room he's rolling around with some bare ass girl, in the library he's paying his taxes, in the yard he's raising tomatoes and in the cellar he's making a bomb to blow it all up.

  Arthur Miller

  Girl, Blow, Intelligent

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about.

  Larry Winget

  Thinking

  Larry Winget (2007). “You're Broke Because You Want to Be: How to Stop Getting By and Start Getting Ahead”, p.14, Penguin

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• A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

  Martin Luther

  Miserable, Fart

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• Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

  James Woods

  Cigar, Smoke

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• Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn.

  Peter Dinklage

  Hard Work, Guy, Lucky

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like everybody else where they drag their asses to work everyday because they hate their job.

  Yvon Chouinard

  Jobs, Hate, Passion

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• We all just want to sit on our ass.

  Karl Pilkington

  Want

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• I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

  George S. Patton

  Army, Kickers, Damn

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• Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

  Bill Maher

  Doctors, Asks, Ifs

  Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.98, Penguin

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• But in a crunch, when all our asses are in the sling, it looks like it is easier to deal with the samenesses. When we deal with sameness only, we develop weapons that we use against each other when the differences become apparent. And we wipe each other out - Black men and women can wipe each other out - far more effectively than outsiders do.

  Audre Lorde

  Men, Differences, Black

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• You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody

  Dominick Cruz

  Humble, Humble Yourself

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• The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.

  Ryan Holiday

  Winning, Leaving, Staying

  Ryan Holiday (2014). “The Obstacle Is the Way: The Timeless Art of Turning Trials into Triumph”, p.95, Penguin

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• Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Commitment, Bad Ass, Greatness

  Twitter post from May 10, 2011

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• Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make that movie with a couple that's been together for a few years. 'Get in the goddamn boat, Rose!' 'I don't wanna get in the boat!' 'Get in, come on, I'm freezing my ass off out here! I wanted to go to Jamaica, but no, we had to go on a cruise in the middle of the winter!' 'You never draw me naked anymore'

  Greg Giraldo

  Couple, Teenager, Winter

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• You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.

  Lil Wayne

  Needs, Bus

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• My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

  Pauly D

  Girl, Brunette, Unbelievable

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  A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

  Gary Busey

  Zoos, Weight, Goats

  "Gary Busey On Piranha 3DD" by Helen O'hara, www.empireonline.com. November 25, 2011.

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