There's going to be a new code on Parliament Hill: bend the rules, you will be punished; break the law, you will be charged; abuse the public trust, you will go to prison.
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.
There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.
There is a Canadian culture that is in some ways unique to Canada, but I don't think Canadian culture coincides neatly with borders.
Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.
Canada is either an idea or it does not exist. It is either an intellectual undertaking or it is little more than a resource-rich vacuum lying in the buffer zone just north of a great empire.
I want history to jump on Canada's spine with sharp skates.
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.
Pierre Trudeau was too much of a professional politician to be described as a good man, nor, it can be argued despite much pubilicity to the contrary, was he a particularly clever or even wise one. But he was a great man, perhaps the gratest Canada has produced in this century.
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold.
In Canada, we have so much land, so much space, and so few people.
Everybody in Canada seemed to listen to what they enjoyed, and nobody could tell them what to like, or what was the popular, or what was the In thing. Even today, it is very hard to brainwash a Canadian.
Let's not forget, there are three languages in Canada - English, French, and there's the language of jobs.
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada
Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child.
Canada is a broad land - broad in mind, broad in spirit, and broad in physical expanse.
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for.
Quebec's distinct character makes Canada an even better country, and vice versa: being in Canada makes Quebec a better place too.
I'm also alternative because of Canada - there's something romantic about being Canadian. We're a relatively unpopulated, somewhat civilized, and clean and resourceful country. I always push the fact that I'm Canadian.
I think of Canada, first and foremost, in terms of space. The amount of space available is breathtaking.
I eventually want to come back to Canada, to disappear, have nobody know me, and just be a writer and do what I want to do.
In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail.
If you have never taken the train across Canada, you really should put it on your life list... Meanwhile, I get to sit back and watch for moose from the dome car as we roll through the lake-dotted vastness of the boreal forest.
Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.
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