Chelsea Quotes

• It is like having a blanket that is too small for the bed, you pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm, and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket I have is made of cashmere. So it's good.

  Jose Mourinho

  Soccer, Football, Feet

  "José Mourinho: The enigma who inspires love and hate" by Andrew Anthony, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2011.

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• Maybe next season we can race.

  Jose Mourinho

  Race, Next, Seasons

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• The title race is between two horses and a little horse that needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.

  Jose Mourinho

  Football, Horse, Race

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• Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

  Maya Angelou

  Trust, Drinking, Laughing

  "Maya Angelou: Best-Selling Poet Shares Story of Her Life and Work" by Brent Cunningham, www.buffalo.edu. April 30, 1998.

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• If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt!

  Jose Mourinho

  League, Training, Would Be

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• When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off, I wasn't surprised.

  Jose Mourinho

  Believe, Entering, Rooms

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• Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

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• Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Men

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

  Mark Oliver Everett

  Trust, Drinking, People

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• You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Night

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.141, Simon and Schuster

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• There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

  Chelsea Handler

  Party, Drinking, Two

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.84, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• Acting is my passion and Chelsea FC is my hobby.

  Phil Daniels

  Passion, Acting, Hobbies

  "Phil Daniels: 'Playing to thousands of people with Blur is not as daunting as doing a play in a small theatre'". Interview with Hannah Olivennes, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2011.

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• Chelsea are playing with much more refreshing ness

  Glenn Hoddle

  Refreshing

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• Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that.

  Jose Mourinho

  Soccer, Country, Holiday

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• He [Courtois] goes back to Chelsea.

  Marc Wilmots

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• No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am loved.

  Jose Mourinho

  Moving, Clubs, Want

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• I've had contact with Arsenal and Chelsea, but it's a bit of a mess.

  Adel Taarabt

  Contact, Mess, Arsenal

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• There is a white girl from Australia that spits in an Australian accent, and her name is Chelsea Jane. That I can get into. Teach me Australian Hip-Hop culture. Don't come to America and try to convince me that you're Gangsta Boo...We're not going to believe you if you're trying to convince us that you're out here trap shooting.

  Rah Digga

  Girl, Believe, Gangsta

  "Iggy Azalea Responds to Female Rapper Rah Digga's Diss About Not Being "Real" Hip-Hop" by Bruna Nessif, www.eonline.com. September 25, 2014.

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• When I came to Chelsea from West Ham there were certain parts of my game I felt I needed to improve and I like to think now that I have shown dramatic improvement.

  Frank Lampard

  Thinking, Games, England

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• But what club wouldn't welcome the chance to strengthen their side, what club would turn down the resources Chelsea have?

  Frank Lampard

  Clubs, Sides, England

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• I don't know why people always compare me [ with Amiri Baraka] I was never part of the Black Arts Repertory Theater or the Black Arts Movement; people who claim that I was are wrong. I was downtown. I was living in Chelsea when they were operating in Harlem.

  Ishmael Reed

  Art, People, Black

  Source: www.counterpunch.org

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• John Terry is the perfect skipper. It's obvious Chelsea means everything to him. When he makes those last ditch blocks, team-mates can't help but be inspired.

  Kasey Keller

  Block, Team, Mean

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• Why do I regret Chelsea? I'm the boss of the richest club in the world. I have not had much time to adjust myself, but I've found a great restaurant! That is the first thing I did when I arrived!

  Carlo Ancelotti

  Regret, Boss, Firsts

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• Why anyone would want to leave Everton is beyond me anyway. Even for Manchester United, Chelsea or anyone. This is the place to be.

  Neville Southall

  Want, Manchester United, Everton

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• Chelsea are not made to play football. We're good on the counter, a little bit like Real against Bayern.

  Eden Hazard

  Football, Real, Play

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