Chelsea Quotes

• It is like having a blanket that is too small for the bed, you pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm, and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket I have is made of cashmere. So it's good.

  Jose Mourinho

  Soccer, Football, Feet

  "José Mourinho: The enigma who inspires love and hate" by Andrew Anthony, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2011.

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• The title race is between two horses and a little horse that needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.

  Jose Mourinho

  Football, Horse, Race

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• Maybe next season we can race.

  Jose Mourinho

  Race, Next, Seasons

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• Chelsea look like they've got a couple more gears left in the locker.

  Ron Atkinson

  Couple, Looks, Gears

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

  Maya Angelou

  Trust, Drinking, Laughing

  "Maya Angelou: Best-Selling Poet Shares Story of Her Life and Work" by Brent Cunningham, www.buffalo.edu. April 30, 1998.

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• You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Night

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.141, Simon and Schuster

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• When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off, I wasn't surprised.

  Jose Mourinho

  Believe, Entering, Rooms

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• Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

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• Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Men

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt!

  Jose Mourinho

  League, Training, Would Be

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• I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

  Mark Oliver Everett

  Trust, Drinking, People

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• There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

  Chelsea Handler

  Party, Drinking, Two

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.84, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am loved.

  Jose Mourinho

  Moving, Clubs, Want

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• When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

  Zlatan Ibrahimovic

  Baby, Player, Cards

  "Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Chelsea behaved 'like babies' over red card" by Marcus Christenson, www.theguardian.com. March 12, 2015.

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• Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that.

  Jose Mourinho

  Soccer, Country, Holiday

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• When I came to Chelsea from West Ham there were certain parts of my game I felt I needed to improve and I like to think now that I have shown dramatic improvement.

  Frank Lampard

  Thinking, Games, England

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• I've had contact with Arsenal and Chelsea, but it's a bit of a mess.

  Adel Taarabt

  Contact, Mess, Arsenal

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• Chelsea are playing with much more refreshing ness

  Glenn Hoddle

  Refreshing

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• Acting is my passion and Chelsea FC is my hobby.

  Phil Daniels

  Passion, Acting, Hobbies

  "Phil Daniels: 'Playing to thousands of people with Blur is not as daunting as doing a play in a small theatre'". Interview with Hannah Olivennes, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2011.

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• He [Courtois] goes back to Chelsea.

  Marc Wilmots

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• At Chelsea, a sacking is just another day at the office.

  Andre Villas-Boas

  Office, Another Day, Sacking

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• My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

  Eric Bristow

  Dad, Used, Take Me

  "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

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• I meet young artists and it becomes clear that with some the main motivation is getting a show in Chelsea. It strikes me that this is very different to the way it was for me, which was that I wanted to understand photography and the world and myself.

  Stephen Shore

  Photography, Motivation, Artist

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• Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

  Colin Quinn

  Funny, Cake, Lines

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• There are only two ways for me to leave Chelsea. One way is in June 2010 when I finish my contract and if the club doesn’t give me a new one. It is the end of my contract and I am out. The second way is for Chelsea to sack me. The way of the manager leaving the club by deciding to walk away, no chance! I will never do this to Chelsea supporters.

  Jose Mourinho

  Two, June, Giving

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