I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.
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