Good people drink good beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
They who drink beer will think beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
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