Good people drink good beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer. People are asking for beer based on what they're eating, which is quite a change from the way it was.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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