Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I drink to make other people interesting.
You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer. People are asking for beer based on what they're eating, which is quite a change from the way it was.
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.
We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
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