Crazy Quotes - Page 36

• Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Songs of the Doomed: More Notes on the Death of the American Dream”, p.29, Pan Macmillan

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• Well...can't be any more dangerous than your crazy hospital break-in yeah?"-Tess (pg 59)

  Marie Lu

  Break, Yeah, Dangerous

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• Live your life, take chances, be crazy. Dont wait 'cause right now is the oldest you've ever been & the youngest you'll be ever again

  Suzanne Collins

  Waiting, Live Your Life, Causes

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• Initially, he worried that he might be going crazy. But then he decided if you felt you were crazy you weren't really crazy because he had heard somewhere that crazy people didn't know they were insane.

  Gary Paulsen

  People, Insane, Might

  Gary Paulsen (2001). “Brian's Winter”, p.14, Delacorte Books for Young Readers

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• Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?" "Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits.

  Eliezer Yudkowsky

  Children, Despair, Heroism

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• Together, we'd take crazy to a whole new level. ~Tod

  Rachel Vincent

  Together, Levels, Whole

  Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.242, Harlequin

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• Back to work. If I’m [writing] I’m not thinking about the crazy.

  Faith Hunter

  Writing, Thinking, Back To Work

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• Shaunee was digging in her purse like she'd misplaced a tube of one of MAC's seasonal lipsticks that you buy and fall in love with AND THEN THEY DISCONTINUE IT BECAUSE THEY REALLY HATE US AND WANT US TO BE CRAZY.

  P. C. Cast

  Falling In Love, Hate, Digging

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2011). “Destined”, p.266, Macmillan

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• It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up.

  Kami Garcia

  Cheer, Sneakers, Guy

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• We are what we always were in Salem, but now the little crazy children are jangling the keys of the kingdom, and common vengeance writes the law!

  Arthur Miller

  Children, Writing, Keys

  Arthur Miller (2015). “The Penguin Arthur Miller: Collected Plays (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)”, p.339, Penguin

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• You don't need to be seeing someone to be in love with her. You can have lost touch with her, she can have hurt you, even inexplicably. If you ever felt that you really knew her and that it was what you knew that you loved, and if you remember what it was you once knew, why is it so crazy to retain that love still?

  Elliot Perlman

  Hurt, Needs, Remember

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• I think I'm going to cry, this is crazy." "No, you're just processing. Go ahead and cry." "I thought men got nervous around crying females." "I'm a Marine, remember? We're trained to handle anything.

  Jayne Ann Krentz

  Marine, Men, Thinking

  Jayne Ann Krentz (2011). “All Night Long”, p.193, Hachette UK

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• I'm crazy," said Ender. "But I think I'm OK.

  Orson Scott Card

  Thinking, Ender, Said

  Orson Scott Card (2013). “The Ender Quintet”, p.222, Macmillan

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• You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" "No," Claire said, "but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?" "Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway." "Stop making up names for him." "What about Count Crackula?" "Just stop.

  Rachel Caine

  Thinking, Names, Missing

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Last Breath: The Morganville Vampires”, p.54, Penguin

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• I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Teacher, Prayer, Believe

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• Morley put his hand over his heart and bowed from the waist, a gesture that somehow reminded Claire of Myrnin. It reminded her she missed him, too, which was just wrong. She should not be missing Morganville, or anyone in it. Especially not the crazy boss vampire who’d put fang marks in her neck that would never, ever go away. She was doomed to high-necked shirts because of him. But she did miss him.

  Rachel Caine

  Heart, Hands, Boss

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Kiss of Death: The Morganville Vampires”, p.147, Penguin

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• The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings.

  Jennifer McMahon

  Baby, Kings, Beer

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• I can't say when you'll get love or how you'll find it or even promise you that you will. I can only say you are worthy of it and that it's never too much to ask for it and that it's not crazy to fear you'll never have it again, even though your fears are probably wrong. Love is our essential nutrient. Without it, life has little meaning. It's the best thing we have to give and the most valuable thing we receive. It's worthy of all the hullabaloo.

  Cheryl Strayed

  Love Is, Giving, Promise

  Cheryl Strayed (2013). “Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Someone Who’s Been There”, p.158, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• The Christmas after Mom & Dad split up, they both went crazy buying us presents. Matt, Jonny, and I were showered with gifts at home and at Dads apartment. I thought that was great. I was all in favor of my love being paid for with presents. This year all I got was a diary and a secondhand watch. Okay, I know this is corny, but this really is what Christmas is all about.

  Susan Beth Pfeffer

  Mom, Dad, Home

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• You know what the doctor said to me to cheer me up?" Fat said. "There are worse diseases than cancer." "Did he show you slides?" We both laughed. When you are nearly crazy with grief, you laugh at what you can.

  Philip K. Dick

  Cheer, Cancer, Grief

  Philip K. Dick (2011). “The VALIS Trilogy”, p.138, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• That's exactly it—I am crazy sad, and somewhere deep inside, all I want is to fly.

  Jandy Nelson

  Want, I Am Crazy, Deep Inside

  Jandy Nelson (2010). “The Sky Is Everywhere”, p.54, Penguin

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• The first stop on this crazy train is Kindergarten Junction, and nobody gets off until it pulls into Harvard Station.

  Maria Semple

  Firsts, Kindergarten, Junction

  Maria Semple (2012). “Where'd You Go, Bernadette”, p.11, Hachette UK

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• If you ask me if I’m imagining it again, I’m going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking.” Michael raised his eyebrows and glanced at Eve. “He doesn’t sound crazy.” “Er,” she clarified, “crazier. He sounds like he’s back to normal, which is baseline crazy.

  Rachel Caine

  Men, Eyebrows, Sound

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• I’m not stealing it. We’re stranded. This is called borrowing.” “This is called you’re crazy.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Stealing, Borrowing, Stranded

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.462, Simon and Schuster

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• The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Strong, Humor

  "Turning the Table on 'Actor's Studio's' James Lipton". Interview with Neal Conan, www.npr.org. November 6, 2006.

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