The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
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