Duct Tape Quotes

• Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

  Jase Robertson

  Tape, Dynasty, Fixed

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• Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Funny, Humor, Redneck

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• Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Tape, Fundamentals

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• Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything.

  Jamie Hyneman

  Creativity, Perfect, Tape

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• A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything.

  Mike Wallace

  Motivational, Laughing, Tape

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• Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

  Andy Weir

  Magic, Tape, Should

  "The Martian". Book by Andy Weir, 2014.

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• All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

  Garrison Keillor

  Tape, Why Not, Solutions

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• I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels - it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.

  Felipe Esparza

  Dad, Home, Degrees

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• Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen.

  Jane Fonda

  Children, Eye, Giving

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• I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

  Johnny Knoxville

  Men, Trying, Tape

  "Jackass". Action, Comedy, Reality-TV, www.imdb.com. (2000–2002).

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• When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

  Darynda Jones

  Tape, Want, Opinion

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.186, Macmillan

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• Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.

  Nancy Werlin

  Mistake, Nice, Adults

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• When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

  Larry Wall

  Time, Tape, Lasts

  "Perl, the first postmodern computer language" by Larry Wall, www.perl.com. March 9, 1999.

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• We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic sheeting to protect your house in event of terrorist attacks. Who came up with this idea? MacGyver?

  Jay Leno

  Should Have, Ideas, Orange

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• Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.

  Lee Child

  Giants, Tape, Middle Of Nowhere

  Lee Child (2015). “The Essential Jack Reacher, Volume 2, 6-Book Bundle: 61 Hours, Worth Dying For, The Affair, A Wanted Man, Never Go Back, Personal”, p.599, Delacorte Press

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• Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape.

  Cornelia Funke

  Gun, World, Want

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• Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.

  Orson Scott Card

  Men, Tape, Bags

  "Treasure Box". Book by Orson Scott Card, August 1996.

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• People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can't beat that. Let's look for one with scotch or masking.

  Aaron Karo

  Mean, Scotch, Glasses

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• You can never have too much money.

  Jess C Scott

  Beach, Too Much, Garlic

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• You can never have too much sky.

  Sandra Cisneros

  Beach, Sky, Flipping A Coin

  Sandra Cisneros (2013). “The House on Mango Street”, p.50, Vintage

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• They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.

  Argus Hamilton

  Taken, White, House

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• Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Girl, Tape

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.521, Dell

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• Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper and duct tape and boasted a computer system that looked like it could have run the NYSE and NORAD, with enough attention left over to play tic-tac-toe. Or possibly Global Thermonuclear War.

  Jim Butcher

  Running, War, Play

  Jim Butcher (2011). “Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files”, p.56, Penguin

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• I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.]

  Rick Riordan

  Thinking, Magic, Tape

  Rick Riordan (2010). “The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid”, Hyperion

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• Stop smiling!” she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.” The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up straight. One clunky arm rose and tried to fix Sadie’s nonexistent hair. Leave it to Sadie to be self-conscious around boys, even when she’s made out of pots and duct tape.

  Rick Riordan

  Boys, Hair, Self

  Rick Riordan (2012). “The Serpent's Shadow (The Kane Chronicles Book 3)”, p.114, Penguin UK

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