A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned.
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
All diseases run into one, old age.
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that makes them ugly. The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. If you foolishly ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
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