The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass'; 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
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