There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge."
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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