If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Money gives me pleasure all the time.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
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