Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
They do not love that do not show their love.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Without love, the world itself would not survive.
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
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