Girlfriend Quotes - Page 26

• Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks." Sabine said. "Let's never again use the phrase 'bang them together' in reference to my brother and my girlfriend," Tod mumbled.

  Rachel Vincent

  Brother, Fire, Rocks

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• What’s a little calming distraction for your girlfriend in the midst of world entertainment domination?” “I’d stop the world from spinning for you.” That silly line oddly touched me. “I love you.” “Liked that one, did you?

  Sylvia Day

  Silly, Love You, World

  Sylvia Day (2013). “The Crossfire Series Books 1-3 by Sylvia Day”, p.650, Penguin

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• These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna St. Vincent Millay! Go Emily Dickinson your mom!' 'Thanks for the advice, you pathetic piece of E.E. Cummings, but I think I'm gonna pass.' 'You Robert Frost-ing Nikki Giovanni! Get a life, nerd. You're a virgin.' 'Hey bro, you need to go outside and get some fresh air into you. Or a girlfriend.' I need to get a girlfriend into me? I think that shows a fundamental lack of comprehension about how babies are made.

  John Green

  Mom, Baby, Thinking

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• Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater,' said Ginny. 'That's who he was writing to all last summer. He's been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them kissing in an empty classroom one day. He was so upset when she was-you know-attacked. You won't tease him, will you?' she added anxiously. 'Wouldn't dream of it,' said Fred, who was looking like his birthday had come early.

  J. K. Rowling

  Summer, Dream, Book

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• I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.

  Gena Showalter

  Gay, Animal, Helping

  Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.253, Harlequin

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• This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and she wants you to invite your girlfriend over for dinner." "So that she can make her feel bad and weird?" "Well she is kind of weird, isn't she?" Park didn't have the energy to be angry. He sighed and let his head fall back on the chair. His dad kept talking. "Isn't that why you like her?

  Rainbow Rowell

  Mother, Hurt, Sorry

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• His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your friends." But Hale was shaking his head. He put his arm around Kat's shoulders. "She's not my friend, Dad. She's my girlfriend." Hale's parents must have walked away, but Kat wasn't looking. She was too busy staring up at Hale, trying to see into his eyes and know if he was okay. The sadness that had lingered for weeks was fading, and the boy that held her was the boy she knew. A boy who kissed her lightly.

  Ally Carter

  Mother, Fun, Dad

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• I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. “I’m no expert,” I began, choosing my words carefully. “Well—actually, I am. And I’m pretty sure there are certain things we have to do before you need to be reading that.

  Richelle Mead

  Baby, Lying, Book

  Richelle Mead (2013). “The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.5, Penguin

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• And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?

  Barry Lyga

  Cutting, Cpr, Trying

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• Their friendship was more important than any relationship. Guys would come and go; girlfriends were forever.

  Kristin Hannah

  Forever, Guy, Important

  Kristin Hannah (2008). “Firefly Lane”, p.120, Macmillan

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• For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.

  Rick Riordan

  Together, Moments, Remembered

  Rick Riordan (2013). “The House of Hades (Heroes of Olympus Book 4)”, p.261, Penguin UK

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• Enjoy him while it lasts," I called. "Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD." She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.

  Gena Showalter

  Add, Lasts, Caught

  Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.468, Harlequin

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• According to FBI statistics for 2008, only 22 percent of murder victims were killed by strangers. More than 30 percent were slain by family members, boyfriends, and girlfriends. Nearly half of all murders were committed by friends, neighbors, and casual acquaintances.

  Alafair Burke

  Murder Victims, Half, Statistics

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• My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Upset, Cry, New Haircut

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• I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. 'This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it.'

  Jack White

  Wife, Female, Ridiculous

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  Boys, Television, Sticks

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• True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

  Luke Wilson

  Couple, Team, Home

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• I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.

  Jens Lehmann

  Years, Insulting, Another Life

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• A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away

  Michael Owen

  Feelings, Clubs, New Girlfriend

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• No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth, do they? But that concept is my expression, and boyfriends have to deal with that, don't they?

  FKA twigs

  Expression, Black, Video

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• My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.

  Ryan Lochte

  Mistake, Olympics, London

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• Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug.

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Feminist, Looks, Ifs

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• I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times.

  Michel Gondry

  Mean, Zombie, Vampire

  "Surreal to reel" by Damon Wise, www.theguardian.com.

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• I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend.

  L'Wren Scott

  Want, Defined

  "L'Wren Scott's Fashion Company Was $6 Million In Debt Before Her Death" by Aly Weisman, www.businessinsider.com. March 18, 2014.

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• I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.

  Jon Hamm

  Mother, Years, Whole Life

  "'People really needed convincing that they wanted me'". Interview With Chrissy Iley, www.theguardian.com. April 27, 2008.

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