The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer no function beer well without.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
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