Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Good people drink good beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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