When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Good people drink good beer.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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