Great Sex Quotes

• Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?

  Bob Seger

  Sex, Remember, Wonderful

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• Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.

  Lil Wayne

  Sex, Thinking, Safe

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• Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

  Stephen Colbert

  Sex, Ignorance, Oedipus

  TV Series "The Colbert Report" (Season 2, 2006), 2005–2015.

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• I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

  Gore Vidal

  Witty, Sex, Adults

  Quoted in Sunday Times Magazine, 16 Sept. 1973

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• Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind.

  Amy Bloom

  Sex, Mind, Burning

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  To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

  Cary Grant

  Relationship, Money, Sex

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• Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

  Woody Allen

  Movie, Sex, Humorous

  Annie Hall (motion picture) (1977). Cowritten with Marshall Brickman.

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• Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

  Billy Crystal

  Sexy, Funny Sex, Being Single

  "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

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• I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

  Woody Allen

  Life, Sex, Answers

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• There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

  Elton John

  Sex, Gay, People

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• My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

  Les Dawson

  Funny, Sexy, Sex Relationships

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  There is more to sex appeal than just measurements

  Audrey Hepburn

  Sex, Measurement, Appeals

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• Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Inspirational, Nature, Sex

  Marilyn Monroe, Roger G. Taylor (1983). “Marilyn Monroe in her own words”, Putnam Pub Group

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• I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

  Groucho Marx

  Sex, Funny Relationship, Goggles

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• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

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• Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

  Rue McClanahan

  Sex, Interesting, Sound

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• Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

  Marquis de Sade

  Love, Life, Sex

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• Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.

  Colin Ward

  Baby, Sex, Availability

  Colin Ward (2017). “Anarchy in Action”, p.88, PM Press

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• The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

  Havelock Ellis

  Music, Sex, Prayer

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• Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

  David Duchovny

  Sex, Kids, Mystery

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• But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

  Gabriel Garcia Marquez

  Sex, Wall, Women

  "Love in the Time of Cholera". Book by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, 1985.

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• There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

  Judith Martin

  Love, Inspirational, Witty

  Judith Martin (1982). “Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior”, Scribner

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• If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Education, Sex

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• Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

  Andy Warhol

  Sex, War, Pages

  Andy Warhol (2014). “The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again”, p.57, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

  Joan Rivers

  Love, Life, Sexy

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