Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.
The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.
But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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