Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
Time and tide wait for no man.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
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