I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.
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