One Liner Quotes - Page 4

• I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

  Bob Hope

  People, Liberty, Wonderful

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• When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

  Bob Hope

  Music, Play, Names

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• The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.

  Richard Rohr

  Common

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• There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.

  Warren Buffett

  One Line, Certain, Virgins

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• I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

  Bob Hope

  Hate, Inspiration, Funny Friend

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• The truth is that Ron is my hero. He's always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He's also the comic relief in stressful situations; the funny guy with a great one-liner. And no matter how scared he may be, he will put aside his fears to support and protect the people he loves. To me, that represents true courage.

  Rupert Grint

  Hero, Stressful Situations, People

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfill our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free.

  Dan Lipinski

  Veterans Day, American Veterans, Us Veterans

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• I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having put together a three-man juggling routine and some one-liners and I got myself an agent from that

  Patrick Dempsey

  New York, Men, Play

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• I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.

  Ras Kass

  Rap, Hip Hop, Latitude

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• Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

  Arthur Smith

  Tragedy, May, Comedy

  "And the lion shall lie down with the lame" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2002.

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• No one-liner can ever be optimal.

  Stephen Jay Gould

  Statistics, Optimal

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• I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.

  Richelle Mead

  Witty, Rose, Serious

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• If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

  Tim Vine

  Stories, Narrative, Wells

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• It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phony doing them.

  Pierce Brosnan

  Real, Stupid, Doing Me

  "Pierce Brosnan Out as James Bond, 007". www.foxnews.com. August 17, 2005.

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• Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are you coming or just breathing hard. You've got to get your one-liners straight.

  Ilona Andrews

  Horse, Breathing, Snow

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• Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Golf

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• I want to do it all. I want to climb mountains, go through jungles, fight wars in space, get the girl, shoot the bad-guy full of lead, have all the zippy one liners, bulge muscles out of a singlet, drip sweat and blood on screen, all of that.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  Girl, War, Fighting

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• Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.

  Sylvia Day

  Desire, Helping, Corny

  Sylvia Day (2013). “Entwined with You”, p.64, Penguin

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• I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key.

  Lorrie Moore

  Thinking, Keys, People

  "'I would like to live in that year forever.'". Interview with Michael Hafford, logger.believermag.com. April 24, 2014.

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• I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he could say more with fewer words than anybody. Most of the parables were less than 250 words. And, boy, did he have some one-liners just packed with truth.

  Mark Batterson

  Jesus, Mean, Boys

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• I think that one-liners are very important and sometimes you don't even know when you're making the movie that it's going to be a great line. I remember when we did 'The Terminator' and I came to the line "I'll be back" I had no idea that it was going to be an important line.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Thinking, Ideas, Important

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff.

  Jeff Baena

  Lines, Stuff, Comedy

  Source: collider.com

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• I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Thinking, Stuff, Goofy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.

  Kate Clinton

  Lines, Comedy, Rhythm

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• To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.

  Mae West

  Bed, Able, Lasts

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