Puke Quotes

• Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!

  Jillian Michaels

  Motivational, Weight Loss, Perfect

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• What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

  Steve Martin

  Art, People, Laughing

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.

  Katie Couric

  Literature, Perky, Ifs

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• Nutrition makes me puke.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Food, Cooking, Nutrition

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• I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke.

  Behati Prinsloo

  Dark, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate

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• It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to want, then life begins to ram her fish and chips down your gullet until you puke, and then the puke down your gullet until you puke the puke, and then the puked puke until you begin to like it.

  Samuel Beckett

  Rams, Useless, Want

  Samuel Beckett (2012). “Watt”, p.33, Faber & Faber

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• All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

  Jennifer Rardin

  Fear, Sickness, Newspapers

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• I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.

  Michael Scott

  Hilarious, Heart, Challenges

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• Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

  Adam Sandler

  Drinking, Alcohol, Likes

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• You don't play triathlon. You play soccer; it's fun. You play baseball. Triathlon is work that you can leave you crumpled in a heap, puking on the roadside. It's the physical brutality of climbing Mount Everest without the great view from the top of the world. What kind of person keeps coming back for more of that?

  Chris McCormack

  Soccer, Sports, Baseball

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• You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

  Rick Riordan

  Teacher, Class, Magic

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• If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke.

  Larry Ellison

  Experts, More Time, Ifs

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• The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We sweat in the cockpit, though much of the time we fly with the side windows open. The airplanes smell of hot oil and simmering aluminum, disinfectant, feces, leather, and puke ... the stewardesses, short-tempered and reeking of vomit, come forward as often as they can for what is a breath of comparatively fresh air.

  Ernest K. Gann

  Airplane, Sweat, Oil

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• Happy endings make me puke.

  Roman Polanski

  Happy Endings

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• Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with a perplexed expression on his face. "Well, eat it back up," William hissed. "Don't waste it." Cough gave a tiny whine. "I'm not eating your puke." Cough panted at him. "No.

  Ilona Andrews

  Dog, Expression, Waste

  Ilona Andrews (2010). “Bayou Moon”, p.180, Penguin

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• and they shook hands, hit each other on the shoulder, then there was forty feet of distance between them and nothing to do but drive away in opposite directions. Within a mile Ennis felt like someone was pulling his guts out hand over hand a yard at a time. He stopped at the side of the road and, in the whirling new snow, tried to puke but nothing came up. He felt about as bad as he ever had and it took a long time for the feeling to wear off.

  Annie Proulx

  Distance, Hands, Opposites

  Annie Proulx (2005). “Brokeback Mountain”, p.18, Simon and Schuster

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• If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

  Richard Kadrey

  Gold, Rooms, Would Be

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• I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails.

  Raegan Butcher

  Girl, Heart, Slugs

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• Puke and starve and cut and drink because you don't want to feel any of this. Puke and starve and cut and drink because you need an anesthetic and it works. For awhile. But then the anesthetic turns into poison and by then it's to late because you are maintaining it now,straight into your soul. It is rotting you and you can't stop.

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Cutting, Soul, Poison

  Laurie Halse Anderson (2009). “Wintergirls”, p.124, Penguin

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• Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

  J. D. Salinger

  Hate, Writing, Phony

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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• Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes.

  Don DeLillo

  Blood, Shoes, Lunch

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• I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

  Rush Limbaugh

  New York, Stories, Honest

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• Thus went my first Court Day. I think i'm going to puke.

  Tamora Pierce

  Thinking, Firsts, Court

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• Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

  Harry Crews

  Lying, Party, Home

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• I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

  Steven Morrissey

  Looks, World, Knows

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