When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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