When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
A man can't retire his experience.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
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