Santa Quotes - Page 12

• When I was out for the Christmas Holidays in school, I would go skiing up to the mountains and there they had Santa on a sled. Pulled by horses and other reindeer, it was a very, very picturesque time and that struck me very emphatically then and has remained with me all this time.

  William Shatner

  Horse, School, Holiday

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• Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

  Conan O'Brien

  Rudolph, Reindeer, Red

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• Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there.

  Robert Ripley

  Artist, Blood, Spirit

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• I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

  Barbara Bretton

  Easter, Believe, Use

  Barbara Bretton (2008). “Casting Spells”, p.297, Penguin

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• Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.

  David Letterman

  Thinking, Upset, Able

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• Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa for a train set and he's like, 'Yeah, how 'bout a bus token?

  Jimmy Fallon

  Children, Expectations, Toys

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• I did some reading to prep for Expelled. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that was a very interesting book - one of these rare books I wish had been even longer. It's about how Darwin 's theory - supposedly concocted by this mild-mannered saintly man, with a flowing white beard like Santa Claus - led to the murder of millions of innocent people.

  Ben Stein

  Reading, Book, Men

  "Ben Stein is Expelled!". Christianity Today Movies, April 15, 2008.

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• Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

  John Brunner

  Rumor, Foundation, Radio

  John Brunner (2014). “The Sheep Look Up”, p.6, Open Road Media

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• I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

  Denis Leary

  Beach, Venice, Lots Of Friends

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• Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he's talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Jobs, Talking, Play

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• Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Jesus, Adults, Santa Claus

  "Nip/Tuck: Joy Kringle [3.13]". TV Series, (2003-2010).

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• So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

  Jeff Kinney

  Bed, Underwear, Needs

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• I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Children, Lying, People

  Marilyn Monroe, Ben Hecht (2006). “My Story”, p.17, Rowman & Littlefield

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• But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable people all eager to help each other and do good to each other. I'll tell her there are honor and goodness in the world, the same as there are diamonds and radium.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Inspiring, Lying, People

  Marilyn Monroe, Ben Hecht (2006). “My Story”, p.32, Rowman & Littlefield

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• Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the cavalry," said Tom, "but I'm Santa Claus. Let's go downstairs and open some presents.

  Jonathan Maberry

  Guests, Might, Ninja

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• Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.

  Bill Watterson

  Fate, Giving, Demand

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• No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where the Burgundian varietals Chardonnay and Pinot Noir are planted in its cooler climates.

  Robert M. Parker, Jr.

  Wine, Greatness, Santa Barbara

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• Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

  Francis Pharcellus Church

  Christmas, Virginia, Should Have

  "Is There a Santa Claus?". The New York Sun, September 21, 1897.

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• The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

  Halle Berry

  Christmas, Mom, Cookies

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• Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women, inquisitions, castrating child choir singers, the denial of Santa Claus and the support of fascists in power.

  Kaz Cooke

  Children, Thinking, Support

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• President Reagan rushed home from Santa Barbara vacation, from the Reagan ranch when the Korean jetliner was shot out of the air by the Russians.

  Kate Obenshain

  Home, Vacation, Air

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• Jacqueline Carey has created a postmodern fable of enormous scope and force. Santa Olivia is at once a cautionary tale of people caught in a web of lies and creeping terror, and a love song to the beauty and power of being different. At the novel's heart is the kind of grace Carey is known for: an illumination of the strength that lies hidden inside all of us.

  Eric Van Lustbader

  Song, Lying, Heart

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• Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

  Pierre Desproges

  Believe, Vote, Santa Claus

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• We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there!

  Hemant Mehta

  Atheist, Hate, Mad

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• An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The whole system of interventionism collapses when the fountain is drained off: The Santa Clause principle liquidates itself.

  Ludwig von Mises

  Philosophy, Forever, Principles

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