The media tends to portray the teenage world as one where drinking and sex is taken for granted. In fact, I think most teenagers don't drink, are unsure of themselves, and feel awkward around members of the opposite sex.
When you really love some one and you go to bed with them, you always want to give more than just sex.
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.
Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.
As soon as an American man loves a girl he wants to marry her. This is not only a blunder but it is rather absurd. It is so typical of American men, always wanting to do the noble thing.
Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.
Marriage is all right, but I think it's carrying love a little bit too far.
Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?
An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.
Homeliness is the best guard of a young girl's virtue.
Feminists are forever discovering subtle new forms of sexism and then beating men around the head and shoulders with it. It is left to the rest of us to suffer the inevitable backlash this provokes among men. Besides, the feminists have the Federal Government behind them.
The lesbian is the archtypical feminist, because she's not into men - she's the independent woman par excellence.
I'd rather see a woman elected...They understand they can't spend more money than the old man brings home.
There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.
It would be preposterously naive to suggest that a B.A. can be made as attractive to girls as a marriage license.
A woman who writes commits two sins; she increases the number of books, and decreases the number of women.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.
I'm totally against women in combat, because we live in a culture and a society that imposes on every man the concept of women and children first...If you had a man and a woman trying to go through some dangerous woods, the man's instinct would be to protect the woman. Therefore you weaken the man.
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
I have known many people who were seduced as children by same-sex partners and then spent their teen years being gay, and then found their way back to heterosexuality as adults.
My idea of a vacation is to rest quietly in the shade of a blond.
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