Smokin Weed Quotes

• Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Weed, Humor

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• Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Weed, Sweet, Marijuana

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• The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.

  Carl Sagan

  Weed, Marijuana, Dangerous World

  "Mr. X". Essay by Carl Sagan, hermiene.net. 1969.

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• I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

  James Franco

  Weed, Beer, Marijuana

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• Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Life, God

  Albert Einstein (1949). “The World as I See it”, Citadel Press

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• I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

  Jennifer Aniston

  Weed, Marijuana, Smoking

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• I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Weed, Marijuana

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• The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.

  Albert Einstein

  Country, Weed, War

  Albert Einstein (2010). “Ideas And Opinions”, p.6, Broadway Books

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• Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

  Bob Marley

  Weed, Hippie, Drinking

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• Think I'll roll another number for the road

  Neil Young

  Weed, Rap, Thinking

  Song: Roll Another Number, 1975

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• Burnin marijuana pon di corner, It keep me calmer, It mek me smarter. Burnin pon di highway, its the highest grade, gettin into my head.

  Richie Spice

  Weed, Rap, Marijuana

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• Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age

  Illmaculate

  Weed, Rap, Smoking

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• Mary, you make me wanna eat you
  Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you
  Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too
  Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through.

  Daniel Dumile

  Weed, Sweet, Rap

  Song: My Favorite Ladies

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• They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that's used for purposes of cataracts?

  Snoop Dogg

  Weed, Hurt, Marijuana

  "Snoop Dogg: My Aroma Will Get Obama High And Convince Him To Legalize Weed" by Brett Michael Dykes, uproxx.com. January 9, 2012.

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• And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it

  Black Thought

  Weed, Rap, Smoking

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• Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.

  Josh Howard

  Weed, Marijuana, Player

  "Cuban: Mavs will deal with Howard's admission of drug use internally". www.espn.com. April 28, 2008.

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• The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.

  Ryan Phillippe

  Weed, Ocean, Writing

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• I support decriminalisation. People are smoking pot anyway and to make them into criminals is wrong. It's when you're in jail you really become a criminal.

  Paul McCartney

  Weed, Marijuana, Jail

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• I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate

  Lloyd Banks

  Crush, Weed, Smoking

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• Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than Idaho potato

  The Notorious B.I.G.

  Weed, Baby, School

  Song: Who Shot Ya?, Album: Born Again, 1999

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• Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend.

  Ben Harper

  Weed, Smoking, Ends

  Song: Ben Harper Burn One Down, 1995

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• If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Weed, Marijuana, Smoking

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• I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking a lot and I've never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious... So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until... It's something that happened with Mila and Ashton.

  Topher Grace

  Weed, Party, Drinking

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• We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'

  Amy Poehler

  Weed, Marijuana, Giving

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• I like to take a puff or two before going on the air. I still get stage fright when I have to perform. A little grass gets rid of the problem.

  Bob Denver

  Weed, Marijuana, Air

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