Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.
Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate.
'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'
What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.
Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant. They're quite clear that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?
The very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.
The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.
The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.
Literally, if we took away the minimum wage - if conceivably it was gone - we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
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