Stupid Quotes - Page 2

• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Funny, Life

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.

  Barack Obama

  Thinking, America, United States

  "News outlets pile on Rubio's water bottle moment", www.foxnews.com. February 14, 2013.

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• Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Life, Witty

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  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Sad, Silly, Ignorance

  Robert A. Heinlein (1987). “Time Enough for Love”, p.36, Penguin

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  Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

  Bertrand Russell

  Education, School, Ignorance

  Bertrand Russell (2013). “History of Western Philosophy: Collectors Edition”, p.578, Routledge

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• You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

  Scott Adams

  Underestimate, Dilbert, General Public

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• I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

  George H. W. Bush

  Funny, Strong, School

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Failure

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• The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

  Bertrand Russell

  Inspirational, Success, Confidence

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• If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Knows, Ifs

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• Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

  John Wayne

  Inspirational, Life, Education

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• There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  War, Aggressive, Stupid People

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• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

  Harlan Ellison

  Funny, Life, Science

  Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). “Bugf#ck: The Useless Wit & Wisdom of Harlan Ellison”

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• I became blinded by what I thought I needed to do. I was wrong. I was stupid. But not for one minute did I ever stop loving you. And that's why I deserve to be forgiven.

  C.C. Hunter

  Loving You, Minutes, Needed

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  Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

  Hedy Lamarr

  Funny, Beauty, Girl

  Quoted in Richard Schickel, The Stars (1962)

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• Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.

  Don Winslow

  Smart, People, Sometimes

  Don Winslow (2012). “The Kings of Cool: A Prequel to Savages”, p.19, Simon and Schuster

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• Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Funny, Inspiring, Money

  "Helen Gurley Brown on Money, Sex and Having It All" by Seth Abramovitch, www.hollywoodreporter.com. August 13, 2012.

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• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Hilarious, Education

  Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.32, St. Martin's Press

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• My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

  Hank Johnson

  Islands, Guam, Dumb Liberal

  "Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could "Capsize" After Marine Buildup". www.cbsnews.com. April 1, 2010.

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• It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Best Friend, Friendship, Positive

  Ralph Waldo Emerson, Joel Porte (1982). “Emerson in His Journals”, p.195, Harvard University Press

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• To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

  Gustave Flaubert

  Happiness, Selfish, Intellectual

  Gustave Flaubert, Francis Steegmuller (1980). “The Letters of Gustave Flaubert: 1830-1857”, p.62, Harvard University Press

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• n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed.

  Barack Obama

  Kansas, People, Tragedy

  "Obama Gaffe: "10,000" Died In Kan. Tornado". www.cbsnews.com. May 9, 2007.

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• They misunderestimated me.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Hilarious, Silly

  "Top 10 Bushisms". content.time.com.

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• Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

  Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Inspirational, Witty, Kings

  Strength to Love (1963) ch. 4

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