Stupidest Celebrity Quotes

• We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Life And Love

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• I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel.

  Justin Bieber

  Chapel

  "The Most Utterly Comprehensive List Of Exemplary Poeticisms — Be they great, inadvertent, or unsound — As Uttered by our most Esteemed Exemplars And Guardians of Popular Culture". Article by John Reed, logger.believermag.com. November 26, 2014.

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• Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

  Justin Bieber

  Girl, Stupid Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity

  "Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank 'would have been a belieber'" by Alan Duke, www.cnn.com. April 16, 2013.

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• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

  Christina Aguilera

  Funny, Movie, Stupid

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• I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

  Britney Spears

  Stupid, Japan, Eating

  "Did I say that?" compiled by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2008.

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• I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Stupid, Clueless, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Witty, Sorry

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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• I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

  Jessica Simpson

  Hilarious, Stupid, Texas

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• I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Funny, Stupid, Clueless

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Marriage, Stupid, Gay

  "Schwarzenegger on abortion, gays, environment". edition.cnn.com. August 28, 2003.

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• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

  Marion Barry

  Funny, Country, Crazy

  Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 28 Mar. 1989

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• Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

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• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

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• I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

  Kanye West

  Home, Chicago, Firsts

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• I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

  Tara Reid

  Rocks, Looks, Stupid Celebrity

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• It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

  Axl Rose

  Funny, Stupid, Divorce

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• I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

  Jacques LeBlanc

  Funny, Stupid, History

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• Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

  Ivana Trump

  Funny, Stupid, Inspiration

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• I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

  Greg Norman

  Sports, Mother, Father

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

  George H. W. Bush

  Funny, Strong, Stupid

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• I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

  Terry Bradshaw

  Football, Stupid, Nfl

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