Stupid Celebrity Quotes

• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

  Christina Aguilera

  Funny, Movie, Stupid

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• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

  Marion Barry

  Funny, Country, Crazy

  Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 28 Mar. 1989

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• All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

  R. Kelly

  America, Osama Bin Laden, Dumb Celebrity

  Blender Magazine Interview, www.imdb.com. September 2003.

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• I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

  Tara Reid

  Rocks, Looks, Dumb Celebrity

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

  Axl Rose

  Funny, Stupid, Divorce

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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• I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

  Britney Spears

  Stupid, Japan, Eating

  "Did I say that?" compiled by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2008.

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Marriage, Stupid, Gay

  "Schwarzenegger on abortion, gays, environment". edition.cnn.com. August 28, 2003.

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• I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Funny, Stupid, Clueless

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• I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

  Kanye West

  Home, Chicago, Firsts

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Stupid, Clueless, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

  Jessica Simpson

  Hilarious, Stupid, Texas

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• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

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• I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Witty, Sorry

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• Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

  Justin Bieber

  Girl, Dumb Celebrity, Dumbest Celebrity

  "Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank 'would have been a belieber'" by Alan Duke, www.cnn.com. April 16, 2013.

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• I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Hilarious, Food

  "The wit and wisdom of Mariah Carey". Interview with Aaron Hicklin, www.theguardian.com. April 26, 2014.

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• My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

  Chuck Nevitt

  Funny, Sports, Baby

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• The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

  Sylvester Stallone

  Funny, Stupid, Artist

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• I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

  Kim Kardashian

  Girl, Cancer, Stupid

  "Kim Kardashian: my life as a brand" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. September 7, 2012.

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• I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

  Heather Whitestone

  Stupid, Forever, Should

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• Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

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