Two Things Quotes - Page 36

• Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

  Mike Myers

  Two, Sausage, Comedy

  Source: editorial.rottentomatoes.com

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• Satire is an art best practiced behind the back of the intended target. I think inviting politicians on a satirical show becomes a very big trap. Because one of two things happen: Either you have to kind of unsharpen your fangs because you can't be quite as cruel to people to their face as you are behind their backs... Or you don't defang, and those guests get the word and they stop coming.

  Harry Shearer

  Art, Thinking, Two

  "How Harry Shearer Discovered the Soul of Richard Nixon". Interview with David Corn, www.motherjones.com. October 17, 2014.

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• The only thing you can do as an artist is to come to the world, see what no one is doing, and leave behind one or two things that wouldn’t have happened without you.

  Guillermo del Toro

  Artist, Two, World

  Interview with Charlie Day, www.interviewmagazine.com. November 2, 2014.

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• Poetry is like air. It's one of the necessary things. Everyone benefits from poetry. And as you know, poetry is international. There are only two things that are truly international, poetry and wine.

  Nikki Giovanni

  Wine, Air, Two

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• There are two things that have been happening over the last few decades in my opinion. First, there have been unbelievable, remarkable, pioneering advances in technology and, second, an equal amount of evolution in creativity. These two shifts are meeting at an intersection.

  Kevin Spacey

  Creativity, Technology, Two

  Source: www.skyword.com

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• There are two things that create opportunities. One is being involved with something that makes money, and the other is winning awards. And the reason that winning the awards creates the opportunities is because it gives the people who are selling the picture the opportunity to make more money.

  Kevin Bacon

  Winning, Opportunity, Awards

  “Piers Morgan Tonight”, www.cnn.com. June 10, 2011.

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• When there's not ten feet of snow on the ground I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I literally hear two things out of car windows as cabs pass by me: They either yell, "Hey, dummy," or "Hey, Mayhem."

  Dean Winters

  New York, Feet, Two

  "Dean Winters Is Pretty Stylish for an Insurance Salesman". Interview with Anna Peele, www.esquire.com. March 18, 2011.

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• As for myself, there are two things I dread, - death and marriage. I must die, but I need not marry. I have sworn I will never be taken alive.

  Molly Elliot Seawell

  Marriage, Taken, Two

  Molly Elliot Seawell (1899). “The sprightly romance of Marsac”

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• You can do one of two things. You can bury you head in the sand and believe what everyone tells you - that you will always be that young, that thin and that fabulous. Or you can use all the things you have - talent, contacts, knowledge - and do something different.

  Cat Deeley

  Believe, Two, Different

  "Nerdy but nice" by Tim Jonze, www.theguardian.com. April 29, 2011.

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• If you wish to convert anyone to the fullness of the knowledge of Our Lord and of His Mystical Body, then teach him the Rosary. One of two things will happen. Either he will stop saying the Rosary - or he will get the gift of faith.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  Christian, Two, Wish

  Fulton J. Sheen (2010). “The World's First Love”, p.215, Ignatius Press

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• And the other was this: the doctor did want to take off my leg because he thought it was necessary. But you must remember boys in those days were raised for two things: work, and then they made their play; and if you couldn't play baseball and box and play football, why, your life was ended. That was in our boyish minds.

  Dwight D. Eisenhower

  Sports, Baseball, Football

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• When you're watching, I find two things happen. You either watch a film and it's really good and then you think, "Why can't I do that?" Or you watch a film and it's not good, and you think, "Why am I doing this?" So either way, it feels like being at work.

  Steven Knight

  Thinking, Two, Watches

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I believe that the spirit of God enters into the details and if we ask for guidance we will be led to the places where we can learn most fully because we can be most joyful. If I'm in a place that's lonely, I think God has one or two things to say. Extend your hand in service so that you might meet people or go somewhere else - or both.

  Marianne Williamson

  Lonely, Believe, Thinking

  Source: www.douglasgillies.com

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• What I love doing is basically two things: I love flying airplanes and I love communication.

  Richard Bach

  Communication, Airplane, Two

  Interview with Michael Peter Langevin, www.inner-growth.info.

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• There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

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• I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

  George Carlin

  Mean, Things In Life, Two

  Source: www.psychologytoday.com

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• I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• Those are the two things: a sense of loving and being loved, and being creative - that is what life is made up of, and what literature reminds us of.

  Robert Dessaix

  Two, Creative, Literature

  Source: www.compulsivereader.com

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• I always told my team two things: Never expect them to give you anything and always expect them to make the next shot.

  Beth Daniel

  Team, Two, Giving

  "If It's Solheim Cup Week, You Can Bet Beth Daniel Will Be There". Interview With Melanie Hauser, www.espn.com. September 16, 2015.

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• At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Funny, Humor, Two

  P.J. O'Rourke (2012). “Holidays in Hell”, p.157, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• My dream was to fall in love and be a mom. I never thought too much past those two things.

  Arlene Dickinson

  Mom, Dream, Falling In Love

  Source: yourmcmurraymagazine.com

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• Find something you enjoy and love and you're passionate about. And then dedicate all you've got to make it a success. And if you have those two things, I think with your passion and dedication, there is nothing that you cannot accomplish.

  Anousheh Ansari

  Passion, Thinking, Dedication

  Source: www.ncwit.org

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• I've been a politician and so I'm sometimes cynical about what politicians won't do. When I hear a politician say something that makes no sense whatsoever, I think there's one of two things there: There's money or the promise of money.

  Allan Boesak

  Money, Thinking, Two

  Source: reflections.yale.edu

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• There are two things: 1) what things one does in the world, and 2) what family one has. There's the two really tangible things that can stay.

  Ben Mendelsohn

  Two, Doe, World

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Every time there has been an attempt to disturb it, it led to two things. It led to immediate intense conflict with China, and it led to a reaffirmation in the end, because nobody wanted a major confrontation with China to this principle of a "one China" policy within which Taiwan is finding a place now. Its own position has greatly improved since the Nixon policy. It is richer, it is stronger and it is participating in many international organizations.

  Henry A. Kissinger

  Organization, Two, Stronger

  Source: www.pbs.org

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