Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I don't need DRUGS, I got the Most HIGH.
Don't count the days, make the days count.
I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir.
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
When things go wrong, don't go with them.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
Many a man has failed because he had his wishbone where his backbone should have been.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Are you tired? You should be! You've been running through my mind all day.
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
Saying yes all the time won't make me Wonder Woman. It will make me a worn out woman.
Thus, if the clarity of our thoughts comes through better in a play of words, then the wordplay is good. One must know how to enter the ideas of others and how to leave them.
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