Viagra Quotes

• Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

  George Montgomery

  Democracy, Election, China

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• I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

  Jack Nicholson

  One Woman

  "Jack Nicholson: the film great it would be hard to forget" by Ryan Gilbey, www.theguardian.com. September 7, 2013.

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• I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Drinking, Juice, Wordplay

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.

  Lil Wayne

  Abracadabra

  Song: 3 Peat, Album: Tha Carter III, 2008

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• Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

  Tim Reid

  Sex, Kids, Want

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• The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

  Kenny Rogers

  Drug, Needs

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• Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.

  Jackie Collins

  Humor, Alcohol, Drug

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• The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

  Jack Welch

  Inspirational, Business, Technology

  "101 Habits of Highly Successful Novelists: Insider Secrets from Top Writers". Book by Andrew McAleer, September 1, 2008.

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• More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

  Jay Leno

  Guy, Mistress, Hussein

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• There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

  Doris Roberts

  Light, Age, Magazines

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• I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

  Randy Newman

  People, Mail, Overlooking

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• Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  Harvey Korman

  Building, Flagpoles

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• A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "Frank Carson 1926-2012: His greatest one-liners" by Mayer Nissim, www.digitalspy.com. February 23, 2012.

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• Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

  Jay Leno

  Kings, Humorous, Thinking

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• We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra...

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Names, Guy, Poverty

  "Fight Club". www.imdb.com. 1999.

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• There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

  Dolly Parton

  Free Love

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• The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch.

  Jay Leno

  Fake, Guy, Pills

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• Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

  Robin Williams

  War, Heart, Ammo

  "Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction". Documentary, www.imdb.com. December 6, 2009.

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• I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.

  Daniel Dennett

  Thinking, People, Moral

  "The Atheism Tapes". BBC Documentary, 2004.

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• To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Two, Waiting

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• Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.

  David Letterman

  Hopeful, Funeral, Presidential

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• There's always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We lived in a world without blowjobs and anilingus in the Oval Office, and then it happens and you get to write about it. We live in a world where now the government is screwing with contraception and holding back vaccines that could save 4,000 women's lives a year, and you get to write about that. It's not as much fun as anilingus in the Oval Office, but what are you going to do? If you pay attention, there's always something new, and it's always really invigorating.

  Dan Savage

  Sex, Fun, Writing

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. February 8, 2006.

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• The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

  Joan Rivers

  Sex, Nice, Men

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• Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal problem and profit by it. (Arik) It’s true. It pained me to see a man as young as Arik stricken with impotency. Therefore I had to do something to help the poor soul. But alas, there’s nothing to be done for it. He’s as flaccid as a wet noodle. (Solin) How creative of you to project your problem onto me. But then, they say celibacy is enough to make a man lose all reason. Guess you’re living proof, huh? (Arik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Brother, Men, Creative

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