Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
Commitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying.
Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.
Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.
We who have the final word can speak softly or angrily. We can seek to challenge and annoy, as we need not stay docile and quiet.
But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.
I am what you might call abstractly anti-capitalist. For instance, I am suspicious of the old leftists who focus all their hatred on the United States. What about Chinese neo-colonialism? Why are the left silent about that? When I say this, it annoys them, of course. Good!
A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.