Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.
Commitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying.
Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.
A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.
Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its days having Green Day songs worked out on it. A better fate was deserved - and while the reverence given to guitars annoys me, I shall miss it.
I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.
I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.
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