Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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