April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
Even the gods love jokes.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
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