Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.