I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
As new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
Reason is the life of the law; nay, the common law itself is nothing else but reasonThe law, which is perfection of reason.
Laws and Institutions Must Go Hand in Hand with the Progress of the Human Mind.
Reason is the life of the law.
Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do.
From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can either give negativity power over your life or you can choose happiness instead. Take control and choose to focus on what is important in your life. Those who cannot live fully often become destroyers of life.
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and Constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.
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