I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.
Let your memory be your travel bag.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Watch your step.
Traveling is like flirting with life. It's like saying, 'I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said, 'Look, I'm worried about the next election.' ... A misunderstanding.
Although he travels all day, the sage never loses sight of his luggage carts.
...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets.
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
One should travel as light as possible. I can organize myself to go on a ten-day trip with just hand luggage.
Why should we... constantly worry ourselves... as to what should be done and how, and what should not be done and how not? We know that the train carries all loads, so after getting on it why should we carry our small luggage on our head to our discomfort, instead of putting it down in the train and feeling at ease?
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
I was in the show for 21 days once-the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
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