Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
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No one can write a best seller by trying to. He must write with complete sincerity; the clichés that make you laugh, the hackneyed characters, the well-worn situations, the commonplace story that excites your derision, seem neither hackneyed, well worn nor commonplace to him. ... The conclusion is obvious: you cannot write anything that will convince unless you are yourself convinced. The best seller sells because he writes with his heart's blood.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So way is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that.
He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can.
My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.
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