If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfill our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.