The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 'Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father's Day this year?' and he says, 'Nothing.' Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, 'He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No. 5 perfume.'
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers and fathering is a very important stage in their development.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: