A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Don't trust people who don't laugh
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I drink to make other people interesting.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
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