My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
All sorrows are less with bread.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I don't like gourmet cooking or 'this' cooking or 'that' cooking. I like good cooking.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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